Tyler Del Pino: egotistical or batshit crazy?

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:26:13 GMT

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Hello friends. Welcome to another episode of Ihavefeelings2. Let's go straight to breaking news, from our IHF2 correspondent in charge of Destroying Tyler Del Pino:

If Tyler Del Pino had a livejournal, what would it say? It's a question many (read: nobody) have pondered over the past years. What makes him happy? (Girls!) What makes him sad? (Girls!) What makes him horny? (Hot studs in black thongs! Er, I mean... Girls). Luckily, I've found the Holy Grail of Loserjournal Land: the journal of Tyler "My ego makes up for my lack of talent" Del Pino.

From the livejournal of Tyler Del Pino

November 1st, 2005
Mood: Girls

All the chix at the school of music want me so bad. That's why I sit alone in class, cause if I let anyone sit near me they won't be able to keep their hormones in check. Its so cool being popular. I was so popular in high school too, everybody loved me. It was like I was the King! I banged lots of hot babes and didn't let any fat guys named Bubba or Scotto fuck me up the ass. Don't believe rumors like that. They are just started by girlz who aren't hot enough for me. But god my ass is sore.

November 3rd, 2005
Mood: Hot babes!

It's tough being such a chick magnet! Everytime I go to class it's like none of them can control themselves. They all ignore me and sit as far away from me as possible because they are so turned on. Like Andrea, she is so hot, I will probably bang her first, and she always sits on the other side of the room and never says hi to me because i bet if she did she'd want to fuck me right there! I have a huge dick trust me. Last year when I was getting ass-raped by my uncle he said "You obviously get that from me" while playing around with my bitz. So ya I am proud. Anyways I gotta go look at some porn!!!

November 6th, 2006
Mood: Depressed about hot ladies!

Charmaine called me Ryan yesterday. What a bitch. I mean I give her the chance to make an impression on me and she blows it like that! Anyways yesterday I was at Desire and I think I saw some hot lesbos staring at me. I could tell what they wanted but I actually have my sites set on someone else now. Her name is Dennis and she's super hot. 9 inches uncut!! Er I mean, her hair. Its 9 inches long and uncut. Yeah. K so anyways why am i depressed? Well today at school someone was all like 'Tyler you suck at trumpet' which I nkow isn't true. I'm like the best. that's why they put me in concert band instead of wind ensemble, cause I am just too good and they need sum1 to support the section and stuff. It just hurt tho. I mean it hurts when people are mean!! Nobody has ever been mean to be before. I've always been Mr. Popularity and like cool, going to hot parties and making out with hot babes and sucking some hot co...ola. I guess what i want to say it that it's hard. It's hard being such a great trumpet player. It's hard having everyone like me and wnat to be my friend! It's hard being this hot, cause i Look in the mirror and all I see is my hotness. I just wish ppl understood.

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Parts or the whole of this supposed journal may have been fictionalized. But while the story itself may or may not be true, the facts that support it are. Tyler Del Pino, the gayest closet homosexual in all of Gaytown truly believes he is a) attractive, b) talented, c) desirable, d) smart, e) straight, and most importantly f) a worthwhile human being.

Egotistical and misinformed, or simply batshit fucking crazy? You be the judge.

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Tyler Del Pino: egotistical or batshit crazy?